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So Many Trumps, So Little Time..
Good news! The Donald is at it again. There are many things that I have seen and heard in my day that strike me as a bit odd, perhaps asinine and clearly ignorant. Below, for your viewing pleasure, is...
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5 Steps on How to Be a Complete Asshole, and Why You Should Be
Hi. My name is Sahm. I am a complete asshole. Welcome to the Arkside. You know those people that you run into on the street, those tall people that walk around with their heads held high, bump right...
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3 Benefits of the Rise of Hitler (or, Hitler’s America)
I can guess what I’m going to hear after you all read this: YOU GAD DERN SOCIALIST COMMI PINKO BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!? Indeed. How dare I? My friends, it’s been somewhere in the neighborhood of...
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3 Kinds of People Who Should Not Be Allowed to Marry
My friends, Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, would tell his hypothetical gay child that “marriage is between a man and a woman.” I accept the stance. It’s the biblical / political / economical...
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